Born Loser and the Hangers On

Band Members:
CHELSEY LOUISE, (vocals) was born a baby. Her first words were, "No autographs, please." So far in her life, she has been (not limited to, or necessarily in this order): a stage actress, a screen actress, a musical theatre performer (and nut), a dancer, a figure skater, a computer whiz, and a cup stacker. The last time she asked herself, "what should I do with my life?" the answer was "start a band." It stuck, and it was good.

BENNY MILLER, (guitar) plays the guitar to quiet his mind, and to keep it safe from thoughts of a never ending universe, human nature, and complex paradoxes. Lobster claws for hands make it difficult to drive. A true appreciation for the never ending quest to find things that are “beautiful” and the realization that these objects exist everywhere one is willing to look, keeps him sane, and safe, and sleepy.

JENNY REBECCA, (keyboard/back up vocals) is piano playin', harmonica-wailin', and tambourine- slappin'. She spends her days writing silly (and not so silly) songs, walking staggeringly long distances, sharing shoes with Chelsey, and attempting to figure out what the hell she is here for. She occasionally goes to school, where she takes many, many credits, and then drops them slowly.

ROBERT CIUCA, (bass) is a man of mystery. No, kidding. He recently switched from rhythm guitar to the much more suitable bass, and thus, he moves more on stage. He spends his days avoiding all conflict, eating massive amounts of food (and never gaining any weight), and very rarely (and when he does, slowly) creating magnificent oil paintings. HHe studies audio production at Scottsdale Community College. He once had a small mohawk.

ADAM SALOW, (drums) has yet to write his biography for the band, and so are hesitant to say anything about him, because it just may not be true. We do know for sure that he is over 18, is a real-life drum addict, and has car.

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