Undead Eulogy

With all four forces that make up this band not one aspect of musical aspiration goes untouched. Their sound is a mix of hard music. They write original and try not to fit to well in any genre. Each of their songs has a sound of its own. The only constant is that all of the songs are heavy.

Like all up and coming bands they just want to make their mark. They don’t want to wait until they’re six feet under before all is said and done

Band Members:
This is how it started... Many many moons ago, Eric got off his computer, exchanged his penny-loafers for some vans, ripped off his pocket protector and dedicated his life to metal, not to computer games.

He immediately got tickets and went to see Slayer at the Paramount. After lots of booze he headed down to the bathroom. While stareing at the ceiling enjoying his piss, he heard a gurgling sound and looked down, and there was this hippy with long hair, passed out underneath the toilet drunk with piss on him. That was Aaron, he is now our bassist.

Then one lonely night Eric wasn't getting any nooky, so he invited Aaron to go to The Lusty Lady, ya know by Pioneer Square up the street from Doc Maynards. As they stood in line to get in, they noticed a crazy man wearing a bright orange radiation space suit, topped off with a aluminum foil hat to stop the voices. At first glimpse, Eric and Aaron just figured it was just another boring Seattle attraction. Then they saw him trying to sell bibles to customers entering the club. They knew instantly he had some balls. That was Colm, he is now our singer.

They jammed for awhile. Then one uneventful night after a practice, the guys decided to make a trip to a porn shop. They picked the Blue Video on Aurora Ave... just off old 99... In the alley besides the building, they saw a fat hooker beating the hell out of this skinny white guy with a Mohawk. After listening closer it seems that the dude got some head and didn't have any money. We felt sorry for the poor bastard so we paid the hooker her measly five bucks, and saved the day. That was Greg, he's our drummer now. Since then we've played show after show building up our fan base, and our position in the Seattle metal scene. Meet The Band!

Listen here, my name is Eric. Im 27 years old. Ive been playing the guitar since I was 16.

Undead Eulogy is the 4th band Ive been in. Some of my favorite musical influences are Tool, Slayer, Nirvana, Zeplin and Pink Floyd. I Love writing and playing music. I am also the web designer for this site.

When I grow up I want to be a Nuclear physicist that can someday rig the lottery in my favor without over-using lazer beams. My name is Aaron Nelson. Im 29 years old. Ive been playing the bass guitar since I was 18.

In addition to Undead Eulogy I currently play in another band called Downpipe. I used to play in Left of Center from 95-97.

Im a Capricorn and I like long moonlit walks on the beach. I also love romance under the stars. My turn-ons include groupies and beer. My turn offs include non-groupies and non-alcoholic beer.

I am currently searching the globe for Black Beards lost treasure.

Hello! Names Colm. When not singing in Undead Eulogy I enjoy bitching about society and I hope to get a job selling fabrics and knitting needles for minimum wage.

While highly pessimistic, I do delight in dragging my tired ass out of bed every morning to contribute to this waste of existence.

I someday hope to become injured to the point that i can live off of State disability.

Winger Rules!

Hey, I'm Greg. I'm 24 and been playin the drums almost 40 years.

My 1 goal in life is to become a pornstar, and then marry my true love, Jenna Jameson, and have 8 children!

I am also the ONLY computer nerd you will ever see that has a mohawk. If you live in redmond please move, i am designing a remote control leerjet the will pummel into Bill Gates front door causing a firestorm to engulf the town.

I like fat chicks and bubblegum and "bologne and peanut butter" sandwichs...

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