Schmuck Bä

(From Jaco Pastorius to Sonic Youth, From Rage Against the Machine back to Billy Holiday, music has been the extension of self-expression. After a few life times worth of transcendental meditation the three not-so-holy ghost of Schmuck Bä have turned over the river rock of confusion and discovered a sound of only themselves. Beginning with wooden switches agianst trees in a swampifide wilderness and ending a fully electric battle axing of the instruments, Schmuck Bä has created a music so symbolic of life, your promissed to feel your life as a piece of its power. This is what earth sounds like from space; Schmuck Bä/DIRTY-FUNK.

Band Members:
Schmuck Bä, a trio of sub-intellectualites focused on the humor of human life.

Drums. Rev. "the miracle" of Bä Schmuck Holy Trinity. The good Rev. has beat his rawhides for about ELEVEN Life times, playing all forms of music, doing it all like only a miracle worker can, and blowing up every stage he's set foot on.

Lead Bass. Rev. Floppy of Bä Schmuck Holy Trinity The less than good Rev. Floppy has graciously left his dreams to give us a lesson of melodic bass playing in way only one with eleven fingers can.

Lead Guitar. Rev. Chuck Widget "Schmuck Bä." of Bä Schmuck Holy Trinity. A true savage of the human race he animalisticly Widgets away at his six strings creating the sound of wilderness huming the love groans of orgasmic passion. Ladies, he makes more love than the Kama Sutra.

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