The Disabled

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Date: 1/25/2005 UserName: Phillip666 Vote: Comments: You guys play an awesome show. I hope you make it big.

Sorry we lied, we suck. We aren't even in a band. We did this so people would pay attention to our misreable, godawfull live. If you met us you'ld wish wish we would have born with our hearts outside of our body so we would die. Wait, screw it we'll form a band. Hey Whiskey just us some rythme.

We don't know what that was either. We're pretty good. And what we lack in talent we more than make up for in hustle and heart. And the scorching otherwordly hotness of our rhythm section. Worth the price of admission. Trust me.

Band Members:
Whiskey Nick- guitar/vocals/song writer Likes: long walks, reading and curling up with a warm glass of eggnog by the fireplace Dislikes: cole slaw and baked beans

Lizzie Homewrecker- bass/vocals/songwriter(good) Watch your pocketbooks fellas, here comes Lil'homewrecker Lizzie coming for your marriage vowes and your spending money. Before you know it you're buying her dinner and a one way ticket to the Riviera. She smells pretty but don't let that fool you, she fights dirty. P.S. Tits always hot!!!

Alex Alan Witchcraft 2001-drums/gay/songstress The cutest band member who doesn't have boobs and isn't named lizzy. What can I say chicks dig the effeminate. What he brings to the mix? Mad drum skillz and a little something that we in the business call "attitude." By attitude we mean blatant homosexuality. God he loves to tongue the muscular thighs of hot men. 1-900-BUTTLUV.

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