Localband.net Member Since: February 27, 2006
Last Update: February 27, 2006
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We are five guys making crappy powerpop. We are surrounded by nothing but hardcore and screamo bands where we live. We stick out like our drummer doug at a KKK rally. That is because he is a black man. KKK members do not like black men. Just like screamo bands don't like pop bands. So really doug has it worse than us all. Poor Doug.
Jacob Hanners - Bass and vocals. He's the cute one. He is sexually indiscriminate.
Doug Thomas - Drums. We can't insult him because he is a minority.
Michael Brooks - keyboard or whatever we tell him to do in the song. He is also a minority. But we can make fun of him. Only because he is asian though.
Justin Hanners - Rhythm guitar. The tough one. Many people compare him to chuck norris.
Matt Pike - Lead Guitar. Many people compare him to... well... actually pike is a different kind of guy. He hates irony.
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