Local Band Network Member Since: May 2, 2004
Last Update: November 15, 2004
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Music types:
Adult Rock
Description:
Recruited from the bionic discards of various footnote bands of the Richmond, Va. music scene (Gwar, Red Angel Dragnet, The Millenium Falcon, and Flailo), The Bloody Crackdown debuted on October 4, 2000. A fully galvanized noise machine was forged. Also, they got new weapons. The untimely loss of their spiritual advisor, to the ravages of war, left the outfit saddened but with the resolve and intent to fuck something up. Their now finely-honed sound ranges the post September 11th, 2001, underground map. With a co-headlining list of names like Murphys Law, GWAR, R.P.G., Rocket Queen, The Strap-Ons, Stinking Lizavetta, Girlush Figure, and The Dave Brockie Experience, THE BLOODY CRACKDOWN is itching to free the airwaves and wreak musical genocide in the process.
Band Members:
Faced with the prospect of no low-end attack, the crippled Crackdown enlisted the services of Mike Hunt fresh from war-torn Afghanistan with recent memories of furious firefights, festering body piles, and flashbacks from the valley of death careening in his head. -One day, the men stole a certain Colombian units medicine ball, cut it open, and ate all the medicine! While on their hallucinogenic journey an apparition of the great warrior goddess Top Shelf visited them, but it was just neighborhood upstart Kleo Texas, and the paramedics. On saving the day, she was off once more to her labyrinth of dreams, never to be seen again.
Soon after, while slaughtering terrorists, in the tunnels beneath the D.M.Z., the CRACKDOWN came across teenage home-wrecker Haa Cha-Cha, hiding under the bodies of her dead family. She gave the band such a headache, they kidnapped her, and brought her back to their barracks in the United States, to be their personal punk-rock geisha. Dresden McBarker: Mascot, Mike Hunt: Bass (Backing Vocals), Haywood Jablomi: Everything Else, Al Koholic: Lead Guitar (Vocals), Easy E.: Vocals, Moe Lester: Drums ((Backing Vocals)
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