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Last Update: August 11, 2005
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Cincy based surf, punk, funk, and roll, baby, yeah!!! Sick of the derived dribble of their peers, the wankers set out on their conquest of paradise. With stylings ranging from "the ramones to nirvana", this fun filled rock outfit tickles the fancy of everyone, from the old skool hardcore punk to the high school cheerleader. Fun Fun Fun!!!
Geez. Where do we start? There's the loveable gaint, Pat Schlosser, "the Big Man on Bass" The loud mouth britt, Limey Dave. The madd mann, "Lou from Peru", on Percussion and he's in charge of driving the Big Ass Van, and be a chaparion? Big Mistake. The mysterious Mark, "the cleaver". "The dirty dog" who is Jim and his quite, never says a word, parnter Brent. Loud, shreeky, Matt Frimming, on the Fx Guitar. Jeremy Hensley, "the Reverend" on the Ivory and the Ebony.....and then there's the heart of it all, Ryan Schwass on Ryhtm Guitar. Not to mention many of cheerleaders, dancers and wankettes. Like crazy Amy, Irish Barb, Amber Lane, and Ricky Retard-O
SonicBids Press Kit:
No Need For A Solo..It's Back To Basics 15 Tracks... This Album is a long running effort to express our many musical tastes, but still maintain the high energy of our live shows. Spanning 60's Style Fuzz and Organs with the bizarre melodic screams of a highly modulated guitar. It’s hard to put a name to exactly what the wankers sound like, some folks have called them "space punk". Others dubbed them "spunge rock", an acronym for surf, funk, punk, grunge. But most people who see the wankers agree on one thing, they are very high energy rock and roll! Fun Fun!